The first time you run Headlines you must set the active Headlines file. This file can be used as a Headlines file. Select Option from the Headlines After Dark control panel. Select File and Open the Headlines data file of your choice.
I recommend creating a folder called Headlines in the Preferences folder (System 7) for your data files.
Although I have added a few lines to this file, it is pretty much as I found it posted on a QNX bbs several years back. Some of the names (Mary Lou Retten, for example, the original Energizer Bunny) indicate this file was created, or at least modified, in the mid eighties. I am very interested in this file's lineage. If you have seen a program that uses a similar file, please drop me a line at American Online, username robertSurt.
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Program starts substitution with <CODE>
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#PERSONCELEB
<PERSON>
<CELEB>
#PERSON
<KILLER>
Football Player
Baseball Player
Man
Woman
TV Personality
Game Show Host
Network Anchorman
Best-selling Author
Politician
<CELEB>'s <RELATIVE>
Environmentalist
Famous Economist
<SCIENTIST>
<DOCTOR>
<NATIONALITY> <SCIENTIST>
<NATIONALITY> <DOCTOR>
Student
<NATIONALITY> Student
#PEOPLE
People
Men
Women
Senior Citizens
Politicians
Real-Estate Agents
<SCIENTIST>|s
Students
Movie-goers
Voters
<DOCTOR>|s
College Professors
Bystanders
<RELIGION> Students
<NATIONALITY> Nationals
#CELEB
<MCELEB>
<FCELEB>
#MCELEB
Clint Eastwood
Ronald Reagan
George Bush
Dan Quayle
Bill Clinton
Al Gore
Ross Perot
Frank Sinatra
Michael Jackson
Mick Jagger
Henry Kissinger
Dwight Gooden
George Schultz
Howard Cosell
Mohammar Khadafi
Mohammad Ali
Chevy Chase
Donny Osmond
Sylvester Stallone
Johnny Carson
Richard Nixon
Prince Charles
George Lucas
Mike Wallace
#FCELEB
Mary Hart
Princess Diana
Barbara Bush
Hillary Clinton
Tipper Gore
Jane Fonda
Elizabeth Taylor
Margaret Thatcher
Cybil Shepherd
Madonna
Mary Lou Retten
Queen Elizabeth
Doctor Ruth
Nancy Reagan
Linda Rondstadt
Barbara Walters
Whoopie Goldberg
Oprah Winfrey
#TOUGH
Rambo
Ninja Warrior
Dirty Harry
James Dean
James Bond
#RELATIVE
Father
Mother
Step Father
Step Mother
Brother
Sister
Uncle
Aunt
Grandfather
Grandmother
Son
Daughter
Illegitimate Son
Illegitimate Daughter
Nephew
Niece
#RELIGION
Buddhist
Methodist
Baptist
Jewish
Scientologist
Rajneeshi
Islamic
Moslem
Roman Catholic
Atheist
Fundamentalist
Agnostic
Taoist
Presbyterian
Lutheran
Mormon
#OCCUPATION
Postman
Garbage Man
Fuller Brush Salesman
Milkman
Mailman
UPS Delivery Man
Paper Boy
Gardener
Dog-Catcher
IRS Man
Hairdresser
Manicurist
Avon Lady
Programmer
#WEAPON
Meat Cleaver
Hatchet
Howitzer
Garden Hoe
Machete
Grenade
Chain Saw
Hack Saw
Samurai Sword
Axe
Razor Blade
Carving Knife
Switch Blade
Pen Knife
Swiss Army Knife
Crossbow
Shotgun
Uzi Submachine Gun
Machine Gun
Laser Beam
Particle Beam
#BODYPART
Leg
Arm
Head
Hand
Foot
Finger
Toe
Nose
Ear
Eye
Hair
Lungs
Stomach
Intestine
Liver
Heart
Pancreas
Spleen
Pituitary Gland
Kidney
Brain
Skin
Fat
#FRUIT
Mango
Tomato
Banana
Cherry
Apple
Plum
Pear
Peach
Watermelon
Kiwi Fruit
Rhubarb
Orange
Tangerine
Lemon
Lime
Grape
Raisin
#LUNCH
Taco
<FRUIT>
Enchilada
Burrito
Chile Relleno
Tostada
Hamburger
TV Dinner
Chicken McNuggets
Fried Chicken
Fish and Chips
Pizza
English Muffin
Bagel
Ham Sandwich
Tuna Casserole
#COLOR
Purple
Orange
Violet
Red
Green
Yellow
Magenta
Vermillion
Fuchsia
Pink
Blue
White
Black
Grey
#NATIONALITY
Russian
Soviet
British
Polish
French
Belgian
Swiss
German
Spanish
Mexican
American
Nicaraguan
Cuban
Haitian
Bolivian
Swedish
Romanian
Italian
Libyan
Iranian
Israeli
Canadian
Australian
Chinese
Japanese
#NUMBER
<NUMBER1>
<NUMBERTEXT>
Twenty <NUMBER1>
Thirty <NUMBER1>
Forty <NUMBER1>
Fifty <NUMBER1>
Sixty <NUMBER1>
Seventy <NUMBER1>
Eighty <NUMBER1>
Ninety <NUMBER1>
#NUMBER1
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine
#NUMBERTEXT
Ten
Eleven
Twelve
Thirteen
Fourteen
Fifteen
Sixteen
Seventeen
Eighteen
Nineteen
#KILLER
<KILLERX>
<KILLERX>
<KILLERX>
<MADNESS> <KILLERX>
#KILLERX
<FRUIT>
<ANIMAL>
<ANIMAL>
<ANIMAL>
<ANIMAL>
<ANIMAL>
<RELATIVE>
#ANIMAL
Great White Shark
Pig
Rooster
Buffalo
Ewok
Wombat
Honey Bee
Dinosaur
Stegosaur
Brontosaur
Guinea Pig
Piranha
Teddy Bear
Wasp
Whale
Shark
Lion
Dolphin
Elephant
Worm
Clam
Kitten
Wolf
Doberman
Lobster
Tiger
Leopard
Panda
Crocodile
#SPIRITUAL
Spiritual
Holy
Psychic
Mystical
Psionic
Telepathic
Telekinetic
#MADNESS
Crazed
Drug Crazed
Insane
Demented
Manic-Depressive
Neurotic
Psychotic
Psychopathic
Right-Wing
Left-Wing
Religious
Fanatical
Pathological
#PLACE
Redwood City
Australia
Nevada
Outer Space
England
San Franciso
Portland
Seattle
Boise
San Francisco
Waikiki Beach
Honolulu
Burbank
New Jersey
San Jose
LA
New York
St. Louis
Chicago
Missouri
#PLANET
Pluto
Mars
Venus
Mercury
Neptune
Uranus
Saturn
Jupiter
Titan
Alpha Centauri
The Moon
Voltron
Vulcan
Romulus
#SAYS
Says
Reveals
Admits
Claims
#SAY
Say
Reveal
Admit
Claim
#BABY
Baby
Newborn
Child
Infant
Son
Daughter
#FICTCHAR
Santa Claus
Bigfoot
Snow White
Great Pumpkin
Missing Link
Captain Hook
Tinkerbell
Winnie the Pooh
Peter Pan
Mary Poppins
Loch Ness Monster
Wicked Witch of the East
Wizard of Oz
Captain Kirk
Kermit the frog
Batman
Superman
Spiderman
<ALIEN>
#ALIEN
Bigfoot
Alien
ET
Extra-Terrestrial
Space Alien
Space Creature
Space Being
Space Robot
Alien Creature
Alien Being
Alien Robot
#GHOST
Ghost
Evil Spirit
Poltergeist
Demon
Phantom
Boogie Man
Wolf Man
Vampire
Leprechaun
Banshee
Gremlin
Zombie
#DISEASE
Herpes
Flu
Cold
Arthritis
Leprosy
VD
Mumps
Acne
Sinusitis
Skin Rash
The Plague
Hemorrhoids
Athletes Foot
Hay Fever
Shingles
Varicose Veins
Back Ache
Chicken Pox
Tooth Decay
Bad Breath
Headache
#DOCTOR
Doctor
Psychologist
Psychiatrist
Physician
Neurologist
Proctologist
Gynecologist
Dentist
Optician
#SCIENTIST
Scientist
<DOCTOR>
Chemist
Paleontologist
Archaeologist
Physicist
Meta-Physicist
Engineer
Computer Scientist
Professor
#KILLED
Ate
Devoured
Kidnapped
Took
Killed
Maimed
Injured
#KILL
Kill
Murder
Maim
Strangle
Crush
Terrorize
Sock
Punch
Slaughter
Mutilate
Shoot
Mug
#AIRCRAFT
Aeroplane
Airplane
Helicopter
Hang Glider
Airship
Hot air balloon
Helium balloon
<UFO>
Space Shuttle
Jet Fighter
Stealth Fighter
747
DC-10
#UFO
Flying Saucer
Alien Ship
Alien Spacecraft
Alien Space Probe
Invisible Spaceship
Space Ship
Space Craft
Space Cruiser
Death Star
#MILITARY
Army
Air Force
Navy
National Guard
Coast Guard
#ADJECTIVE
Morbid
Organic
Lucid
Volatile
Ultra-Violet
Incestuous
Insipid
Mangy
Beautiful
Sensuous
Pulsating
Autonomous
Royal
Turbo-Charged
Jet-Propelled
Sub-Normal
Hasty
Lovely
Happy
Ecstatic
Lonely
<COLOR>
Hard
Slimy
Awful
Wonderful
Grotesque
Decent
Indecent
Homicidal
Cloudy
Smelly
Synthetic
Heavy
Cosmic
Radioactive
#NOUN
Cavern
Camera
Lemon
Laxative
Snob
Idiot
Genius
Intellectual
Yogurt
Alien
Iron lung
Car
Airplane
Aluminum
Aphrodisiac
Diarrhea
Yellow Submarine
Torso
Bubblegum
Peanut Butter
Cosmos
Universe
Bagel
Gnome
Rabbit
Carp
Apocalypse
Harmony
Apple
Chicken Sandwich
<ANIMAL>
<FRUIT>
Coke Machine
Aardvark
Gorilla
Tyrannosaurus Rex
Mug Root Beer
#VERB
Massacre
Murder
Love
Magnify
Beautify
Violate
Rotate
Scream
Murmur
Whisper
Enlighten
Nuke
Pinch
Throw
Thrash
Abandon
Create
Destroy
Mount
Gestate
Generate
Maintain
Fly
Hasten
Frequent
Approach
Laminate
Herniate
Concatenate
Write
Dilate
Articulate
Plant
Rescind
Plough
Eat
Mow
Grow
Grope
Sacrifice
Idolize
Jellify
Adulterate
Stipulate
Hallucinate
Support
Fondle
Caress
Touch
Descend
Ascend
Meditate
Project
Eject
Incarcerate
Remove
Protect
Tumble
#CODE
<CONST>
<CONST>
<CONST>
<CONST>
<CONST>...\<TRAILER>
#TRAILER
<PERSON> Reveals All
Exclusive Pictures Inside
Photographic Evidence Offers Proof
Rare Photos Uncovered
Public Shocked
#CONST
<PERSONCELEB> Caught Selling <NATIONALITY> Army <WEAPON>|s
<FCELEB> <SAYS> <BABY> Is <ADJECTIVE>
<FCELEB> Gives Birth to <BABY> With Extra <BODYPART>
<FCELEB> Gives Birth to <BABY> With <COLOR> <BODYPART>
<ALIEN> Discovered With <DISEASE>
<CELEB> Caught Selling <NATIONALITY> Army <WEAPON>|s
<PERSONCELEB> sights <ALIEN> in <PLACE>
<CELEB> accepts job as <OCCUPATION>
<PERSONCELEB> Goes to <PLACE> In Search Of <ALIEN>
<PERSONCELEB> Goes to <PLACE> In search Of <RELATIVE>
Giant <FRUIT> Seen Heading Toward <PLACE>
Giant <COLOR> <FRUIT> Seen Heading Toward <PLACE>
<MCELEB> Weds <FCELEB> At <NATIONALITY> Court House
"Killer <KILLER>|s From <PLANET> <KILLED> My <BABY>" <SAYS> <CELEB>
"<CELEB> Is Really <ALIEN> From <PLANET>," <SAYS> <CELEB>
"<CELEB> Is Really <ALIEN> From <PLANET>," <SAY> <NATIONALITY> <SCIENTIST>|s
<MCELEB> and <FCELEB> Secretly Wed in <PLACE>, It's Official!
Eating <FRUIT>|s Can Give You <DISEASE>, <SAY> <NATIONALITY> <DOCTOR>|s
"<ALIEN>|s From <PLANET> Gave Me <DISEASE>" <SAYS> <CELEB>
"<FICTCHAR> Is For Real". <SCIENTIST>|s Come Up With Undeniable Proof
"<MCELEB> Is Really My Father," <SAYS> <CELEB>
"<FCELEB> Is Really My Mother," <SAYS> <CELEB>
<AIRCRAFT> Lands After Missing For <NUMBER> Years. <CELEB> Was On Board
<CELEB> <KILL>|s <NUMBER> <PEOPLE> In Drunken Rampage
<CELEB> Falls <NUMBER> Thousand Feet Out Of <AIRCRAFT>...\And Survives
"<ALIEN>|s From <PLANET> Landed In My Garden And Ate <NUMBER> <FRUIT>|s" <SAYS> <CELEB>
<FCELEB> Gives Birth To <NUMBERTEXT>th <BABY>
<RELIGION> Monks Report <UFO> Sighting in <PLACE>
Real Life Ghost Busters Exorcise <GHOST>\From <CELEB>'s Home in <PLACE>
Pet <KILLER> <KILL>|s <BABY>
<ANIMAL> Photographed In Flight, Reveal <NATIONALITY> <SCIENTIST>|s
"I Chopped My <RELATIVE> To Death With <WEAPON>," <SAYS> <PERSON>
<MCELEB> Sold Arms To <NATIONALITY> Government, <SAYS> <RELIGION> Terrorist
<NATIONALITY> Government Supplying Arms To <RELIGION> Rebels
<PERSON> Goes Berserk And <KILL>|s\<NUMBER> <PEOPLE> With <WEAPON>
<FCELEB> Tells Of Night Of Terror With <MCELEB>:\"He Threatened Me With <WEAPON>"
<MCELEB> Tells Of Night Of Terror With <FCELEB>:\"She Threatened Me With <WEAPON>"
<FRUIT>|s Have <SPIRITUAL> Powers, Say <MADNESS> <SCIENTIST>|s
<PERSONCELEB> Sees Face Of <FICTCHAR> In <LUNCH>
<SCIENTIST>|s Produce <MADNESS> <SPIRITUAL> Girl
<PERSON> <KILL>|s <NUMBER> <PEOPLE> With <WEAPON>, Then Is Acquitted By Jury
<NUMBER> Years For <WEAPON> Murderer:\"I Would Do It Again" Says <PERSON>
<PERSON> Struck By Lightning For The <NUMBERTEXT>th Time
Jury Acquits Notorious <WEAPON> Murderer from <PLACE>
"My <DOCTOR> Told Me To Smoke <FRUIT>|s," <SAYS> <PERSON> Following Drug Test
<FCELEB>'s Famous Diet: "I Ate My Own <BODYPART>"
<FCELEB> Pregnant With My Child, <SAYS> <MCELEB>
"I'm Pregnant With <MCELEB>'s Child," <SAYS> <FCELEB>
<RELIGION> <SCIENTIST> Really <ALIEN> From <PLANET>
<WEAPON> Murderer Survives Electric Chair For <NUMBERTEXT>th Time
<MCELEB> And <FCELEB> Seen Together In <PLACE>:\"Is It Love?"
<CELEB>'s Famous <FRUIT> Diet Really Works
<TOUGH> <KILL>|s <FICTCHAR> In Latest Flick
<PERSONCELEB>'s Bizarre Claim:\"<SCIENTIST>|s Planted Mind Control Device In My Head"
"Is there a <FICTCHAR>?". <SCIENTIST>|s Offer New Evidence
"<FICTCHAR> <KILLED> My <BABY>", <SAYS> <PERSON>
<MCELEB> Kills <NUMBER> <PEOPLE>; "I thought I was <TOUGH>"
Nude Pictures Of <CELEB>'s <RELATIVE> Cause Uproar
<FICTCHAR> Seen In Ancient Cave Paintings, <SAY> <SCIENTIST>|s
<RELIGION> <DOCTOR> Finds Cure For <DISEASE>, <SAY> <SCIENTIST>|s
Weight Loss Scandal: <DOCTOR> Removes <PERSON>'s <BODYPART>
<CELEB> Has <DISEASE>: "A <PERSON> Gave It To Me"
<CELEB> Has <DISEASE>: "<CELEB> Gave It To Me"
<AIRCRAFT> Fends Off <ALIEN> From <PLANET>
<ALIEN>|s From <PLANET> Held Captive By <MILITARY>
Astronomers See <UFO> <NUMBER> Light-Years Away,\And Coming Our Way
<PERSON> Lost On <PLACE> Freeways For <NUMBERTEXT> Days
<MCELEB> To Portray <TOUGH> In Next Flick
<DOCTOR> With <DISEASE> Allowed To Practice In <PLACE>
<NOUN> Traded for Human <BODYPART> By <NATIONALITY> <PERSON>
<MADNESS> <SCIENTIST>|s <VERB> <NOUN>. "Drugs Are Suspected"
<ADJECTIVE> <NOUN> Found On <PLANET>, Reveal <SCIENTIST>|s
Kendall Auel originally associated with this file.
